Michael Jackson was a Jedi

I think I have mentioned in the past how I will periodically get the lyrics to a song completely wrong. I admit that Michael Jackson's "Don't Stop" is one of these songs.



I have for a long time thought the words were "Keep on with the porn star groove, Don't stop til you get enough." Turns out it is actually "Keep on with the Force don't stop, Don't stop til you get enough."

I'm not sure how strong the force was with that one, though....

Song Lyric Faux Pas

I have been known in the past to get song lyrics completely screwed up and I accept this as a quirky but endearing part of myself. This morning I had another on of those moments. I'm driving in this morning are hear this song:



I initially thought the line was "Red Eye Love..." but then I was thinking, that doesn't make any sense, unless of course it is people who are in love that take really early plane trips. Since I talked myself out of that reasoning because that would be a seriously limited audience, I thought that it was "Red Hot Love...", which totally makes sense because we all know there are lots of Red Hot Loves out there. So, when I finally landed somewhere so that I could look into what the lyrics were and it turns out that the lyric is "Radar Love....". THAT is completely lost on m

Song Lyric Confusion...

Have you ever been listening to a song and think the lyrics are one thing and find out later that they are completely different?

Here are a couple of examples of songs that I completely heard wrong:

Hazy Shade of Winter – The Bangles
Actual Lyrics: "Look around. Leaves are brown. There’s a patch of snow on the ground."
Andrea thought: "Look around. Leaves are brown. There’s a FASCIST snow on the ground."
Now I ask you, what would a FASCIST snow be? And is a FASCIST snow better or worse than a Communist snow?

Gin & Juice – Snoop Dogg
Actual Lyrics: "Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice. Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]:
Andrea Thought: "Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice. Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my NINE]"
Wouldn't it be hard to get to your NINE (as in nine millimeter) if the money was on top of it?

Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough – Michael Jackson
Actual Lyrics: "Keep on with the force don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough."
Andrea Thought: "Keep on with the PORN STAR GROOVE. Don't stop 'til you get enough"
I don't even want to know what a PORN START GROOVE may be, but Andrea really needs to get a life!!

These are just a couple of examples and they make me laugh when I think about what I hear and what my mind actually thinks....

What about you? What lyrics have you ever gotten completely wrong?