- What would happen if you could sneak a little Metallica in the middle of all the Vivaldi, whale songs, and Andean pan flute music.
- Oh man, my feet are so dry, I'm so sorry massage dude.
- If I were ever in a situation where people started eating one another for survival, I would probably be one of the first ones they'd kill. I mean, come on, I have nice large muscles (thanks inner athlete) but with some lovely marbling (thanks Ben and Jerry).
- Why am I so interested in cannibalism or rather why people would be driven to that.
- I wonder what sort of weird dreams I would have...I mean if a good steak gives me vivid dreams...
- I'm bored now.
- I think they've played this song before....Metallica would be great right now.
- Please don't try and talk to me...I don't want to have to concentrate on what you are saying nor do I want to have to form words.
And the thoughts tend to spiral through this vein for the extent of the massage. Sometimes I throw in a little something about tenderizing the meat, but that covers things.
Am I complete wackjob?
3 comments:
If they played Metallica, you would surely fall asleep ;) and probably have wacky dreams....
i hate it when they try to talk ... the only question i answer to is "would you like me to keep going free of charge" then i will happily respond, besides, its not our fault they selected a job where their clients don't want to engage on a personal level, i do try to be polite because i never want to be topic of their breakroom conversations either
Not a wack job at all!
In fact my thoughts usually wonder to something like I hope they are not as bored as I am now
Adding metalicca to my list
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