- Just don't do it!
- If I stop procrastinating, my dog won't like me.
- Someone's gotta do nothing.
- Playing 9 to 5.
- I'd rather be a day tripper than a day planner.
- My Mondays are Fun Days!
- God laughs at your best made plans. So don't make any!
- On my way to work and searching for detours.
- I'm not procrastinating... I'm pacing myself.
Come on, you know you love the personal procrastination list challenge: If they made a movie about your life, what are some title options? (Also, think about your costar choices and who would play you.)