- What would happen if you could sneak a little Metallica in the middle of all the Vivaldi, whale songs, and Andean pan flute music.
- Oh man, my feet are so dry, I'm so sorry massage dude.
- If I were ever in a situation where people started eating one another for survival, I would probably be one of the first ones they'd kill. I mean, come on, I have nice large muscles (thanks inner athlete) but with some lovely marbling (thanks Ben and Jerry).
- Why am I so interested in cannibalism or rather why people would be driven to that.
- I wonder what sort of weird dreams I would have...I mean if a good steak gives me vivid dreams...
- I'm bored now.
- I think they've played this song before....Metallica would be great right now.
- Please don't try and talk to me...I don't want to have to concentrate on what you are saying nor do I want to have to form words.
And the thoughts tend to spiral through this vein for the extent of the massage. Sometimes I throw in a little something about tenderizing the meat, but that covers things.
Am I complete wackjob?