Lights Out - In this rendition, we are settled in. I am the greenish blob, usually sleeping on my side facing out. He is the brownish circle usually curled nicely at my knees or the small of my back.
Midnight-ish - You will notice that our positions are beginning to shift. I am now on my back and he had curled up under my arm with his head on my chest and often times breathing hot doggy breath in my face.
3 AM - I have started to shift to my stomach and he is taking over my pillow. I probably should have turned him around at this point because often times his legs are now poking me in the back and he is kicking me as he runs in his sleep.
Alarm Goes Off - You will see that I have pretty much shifted way down on the bed or more often than not, I am clinging to the side as he completely and totally takes over my spot in the bed.
On top of this, he snores. Not the sweet puffy kind of snoring but the peel the paint off the ceiling, 80 year old man with sleep apnea kind of snoring.
I know that I did bring this all on myself and I could easily correct this by not allowing him in my bed, but I'm just too soft....
On top of this, he snores. Not the sweet puffy kind of snoring but the peel the paint off the ceiling, 80 year old man with sleep apnea kind of snoring.
I know that I did bring this all on myself and I could easily correct this by not allowing him in my bed, but I'm just too soft....