Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Carpool Conversation

** WARNING ** THIS IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!

Below is a reinactment of this morning's carpool conversation with The Queen (QB):

ABBA - Watched American Idol last night...
QB - Thoughts?
ABBA - The guys were okay.
QB - I don't really remember any of them...
ABBA - There are 3 "unique" white guys, 3 Italian-looking guys, 2 gay black guys, the annoying ginger-guy, the country guy, an Asian guy, and somebody else....
QB - right...
ABBA - Is it PC to say "black" or should it be "African-American"?
QB - dunno... {relays other conversation with her co-worker}
ABBA - Why is it "African-American"? Can I call myself "Caucasian-American"?
QB - I guess I would be like "German/Irish/Something-American"?
ABBA - Actually we would be like "European-American" since Africa is a continent....
QB - True.... Would somebody from Mexico be North American-American?
ABBA - Depends on if they are of Spanish decent...they would also be European-American...unless they are from Aztec decent...Aztecian-American.

At this point we started to completely lose it and went off on all sorts of tangents.... The nice thing is that we started our day off laughing, and that is what is REALLY important to take away from this....

4 comments:

Queen B said...

LOL. I have to say that laughing as hard as we did this morning might just wake me up more effectively than coffee!

Jay said...

Laughing IS the best medicine!!!!! You guys are hilarious!!!

Jane said...

And where is the Guy with the big nose from?

Kim Thomas said...

I am an American American...I think