Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Aggie Humor

I had to laugh when I read the article and saw the picture:


Since my niece will be attending in the fall, I can only hope that what they are going to teach the youth of today how to proof read.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Olfactory Memories

First, thanks Laura for taking me down this path with your post "My Grandpa Rand".

As I read Laura's post, I started thinking about my own memories and what odors will cause them to bubble up:

Coconut Oil/Coco Butter always makes me think of my Grandma V., my mom's mom. She always had lots of coco butter lotion that she would use all summer long. She played golf so she would use sunscreen that smelled of coconuts. I don't like coconut as a food, but adore the smell. (Those red and white starlight candies and hard butterscotch candies also always make me think of Grandma.)

I always associate the smell of Whiskey with my Grandpa V. Again, I'm not a big fan of drinking whiskey but whenever I smell it I think of Grandpa.

Weirdly, the combined smell of manure, musty barn, and a general farm makes me think of my Grandad D., my dad's dad. Also, the smell of Juicy Fruit gum makes me think of Grandad. And, while not an odor, anytime I see, taste, or smell maple glazed donuts makes me think visiting my grandparents and coming out for breakfast (after Grandad had already been up and done a full day's work before the sum came up) and seeing a box of donuts with maple glazed longjohns on the table and the farm report on the radio.

Fresh cut wood and varnish always makes me think of my Dad.

I've been trying to think of a smell that makes me think of Grandma D. and/or my Mom but can't think of any....

Friday, May 18, 2012

You GO Girl!!

****WARNING - THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME****

As I plan for my trip, I have to think about all sorts of things (and thank goodness many of the travel sites will remind you of things that never would have crossed my mind, normally). One of these things is how to handle bodily functions. I sorta forgot that I will be traveling to a world that while clean and sanitary may not be fully modern in their facilities at all locations. I'm thinking primarily when I visit Stonehenge or Pompeii and the toliets may be a bit more rustic than what I am used to. With this in mind, I came across the Urinelle, the urinating funnel for women.

Here are the use instructions found on the back of the packaging:


I'll report back on how well these actually work. On a side note, since I have to try out lots of different options, I've also invested in the Go Girl, which is reusable:

If these work, I may just take up doing more things in the great outdoors....

Dutch Oven

****WARNING - MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME****

I share an office with two guys. Great guys, mind you, but they are guys. And since they are guys, there is a lot of talk about sports and cooking meat, but that is a different story.

The other day they were talking about the Texas Rangers' pitcher Derek Holland and how a radio station in town refers to him as "Dutch Oven".



I, having heard this, asked why? Is he such a smokin' hot player that he is names after a cast iron cooking vessel?



They laughed and asked what was I talking about. So I explained to them what a dutch oven was based on my vast knowledge and Wikipedia:
A Dutch oven is a thick-walled (usually cast iron) cooking post with a tight-fitting lid. Dutch ovens have been used as cooking vessels for hundreds of years.
They both responded with a hearty "NO!" And directed me to Urbandictionary.com for what they are referring to as a Dutch oven:
A Dutch over is when you are lying in bed with someone, you pull the covers over their heads and expel gas from the anus, thereby trapping them with your vile ass emmissions. 
Wow! I learn new things all the time when working with these fellas!